Love, is the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
~ Helen Rowland ~
It's matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.
~ Clare Boothe Luce ~
There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.
~ Adela Rogers St. John ~
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said, after marriage, he'll fall
asleep before you finish saying it.
~ Helen Rowland ~
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget
~ Adela Rogers St. John ~
No nice men are good at getting taxis -
~ Katharine Whitehorn ~
I feel like a million - but one at a time.
~ Mae West ~
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
~ Helen Rowland ~
The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
~ Anonymous ~
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
~ Mae West ~
No mother, I haven't met Mr. Right yet...but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Married. -T-shirt
Slogan Husband - One who lays down the law to his wife, and then accepts all her amendments.
~ Anonymous ~
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
~ Katharine Hepburn ~
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
~ Cher ~
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
~ Joan Rivers ~
The girl speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them.
~ Dorthy Parker ~
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
~ Mae West ~
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18-35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
~ Sophie Tucker ~
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
~ Phyllis Diller ~
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
~ Gilda Radner ~
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
~ Imelda Marcos ~
You'd be surprised how much it cost to look this cheap.
~ Dolly Parton ~
"I hate men!" she says as she goes back for more.
~ Katie Shulte ~
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
~ Mae West ~
Divorce - The past tense of marriage.
~ Anonymous ~
The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.
~ Anonymous ~
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
~ Joan Rivers ~
He once asked a librarian, "Have you a book called: Man: the Master of the House?" She replied, "That
must be in the Fiction Department, sir."
~ Anonymous ~
All husbands are alike but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
~ Anonymous ~
You can always surprise your husband on your anniversary just by mentioning it.
~ Anonymous ~
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, Winston, I'd put poison in your tea. Winston Churchill:
If I were your husband, Nancy, I'd drink it.
~ Nancy Astor ~
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
~ Helen Rowland ~
The wife should be inferior to the husband; that is the only way to insure equality between the two.
~ Anonymous ~
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
~ Helen Rowland ~
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
~ Helen Rowland ~
